My Random Epiphany

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Title: Want You Bad(5 Part 1/?)
Author: tonimay
Pairing: Mainly Frank/Gerard
Rating: Not sure, probably M, or equivalent of.
Summary: Frank changes schools, and countries. He meets Gerard. What does Gerard want? Can Frank give it to him?
Authors Note: Title from the Offspring song of the same name, thought of this idea while listening to it.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything.

Prologue-Your one vice, is you're too nice.
1-I said, do you speak-a my language?
2- I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.
3-We'd watch the lightning crack over canefields, Laugh and think that, this is Australia.
4-Mistreat me.

5 Part 1-She stripped to the beat, But her clothes stay on

This is the other story I wrote for the second round of hermione_smut.

Title: Means To An End
Author: kcstories
Pairing: Lucius/Hermione (Past Ron/Hermione)
Rating: NC-17. The author is not responsible for underage readers.
Word Count: 7,785
Warnings: AU-ish, explicit sexual content, mention of off-screen character deaths, mild angst, takes liberties with canon and folklore.
Spoilers: Minor DH spoilers (EWE).
Summary: A few years after Ron’s untimely death, Hermione returns to Hogwarts, determined to finish her schooling and to persuade the new DADA teacher, Lucius Malfoy, into helping her set something right. But things rarely go according to plan when there’s a Malfoy involved.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or anything you recognise from the books (or films). It all belongs to JK Rowling, Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Inc., Warner Bros., and any other entities involved. This story was written for fun, not profit.
Author's notes: I tried to incorporate two of minervasrevenge's prompts: “Hermione has returned to Hogwarts to finish school, Lucius is the new DADA Professor - what else does he teach?” and “The lost art of flirting."

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Title: The Things I’ll Do For You
Rating: PG-13
Author: Moi, blackeyedwicca
Pairing: Ferard
Chapter: Drabble
Summary: He knew it was an old list, one he was never meant to find or read, but he was here now, he was reading it and he was slowly ticking it off.
Beta: The lovely imconfusedotcom
Disclaimer: I don’t own them. If I did… well, let’s just say things would be a lot fucking different in the world today.
A/N: I really don’t even fucking know, to be honest. I’m just a freak and just… couldn’t resist it, lol. So, yeah, enjoy my fucking weirdness, lol. And sorry I haven’t written Ferard for a while, heh.

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Title: The Things I’ll Do For You
Rating: PG-13
Author: Moi, blackeyedwicca
Pairing: Ferard
Chapter: Drabble
Summary: He knew it was an old list, one he was never meant to find or read, but he was here now, he was reading it and he was slowly ticking it off.
Beta: The lovely imconfusedotcom
Disclaimer: I don’t own them. If I did… well, let’s just say things would be a lot fucking different in the world today.
A/N: I really don’t even fucking know, to be honest. I’m just a freak and just… couldn’t resist it, lol. So, yeah, enjoy my fucking weirdness, lol. And sorry I haven’t been here for a while.

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Nicked this from imconfusedotcom

( *hacks up a fucking lung since she still has a lingering fucking cough from the flu and she is beyond over it* )

Fuck you. I made sure I took my shower before the time you normally come home so that I would be free to pick you up when you ring.

It's not my fault that you decided to come home half an hour earlier than you usually do. It's not my fault that because of this, I didn't know to go pick you up until you were already at the train station.

Fuck you you shithead. Why did I take a shower at 6:30 in the evening? Cos I bloody well felt like taking a shower in the evening rather than during the day.

You are not my employer. You are not my boss. I am not your slave, nor am I your chauffer who has to be at your every beck and call. I am not obliged to pick you up from the train station so that you won't have to walk home. You have no right to disrespect me in front of your girlfriend and act like an absolute arsehole. Just be happy I remained relatively politel in front of her, because I could damn well have been a lot less restrained and civil if I had given in to my temper.

You don't like it? Then you can bloody well walk home in the rain.

Fuck you.

This week Joseph made some changes to his daily routine. First he decided that he liked sleeping in his cradle instead of his bouncy and that he no longer liked being in his car seat. Then his breathing got a lot better, as in less congestion, especially at night. He also decided that waking up at 1am to discuss everything from the proper way eat your blanket to the finer points of spitting up on Daddy should be our new 'thing to do' every night. And so, with a new blanket, wet pajamas, and an incessantly yapping Munchkin sitting on my lap, here I am on the couch in the living room at 4:25 in the morning, my only sleep having consisted of fragmented dreams about trying to stay alive on an island swarming with asps. I'm gonna be a hoot at work today. I hope nobody says anything too stupid.

- Zohar S.E.

PS: And I wouldn't trade this for the world. :)

and i can't sleep. i sleep alot lately and ideky. anywho. idek. i thought i would post something random.

So today it's friday. Y'got no idea how glad I am. Even though I had yesterday off (IT WAS OFFICIAL, I AM NOT JUST A DIRTY SKIVE) I'm still just like, exhausted all the time. Also, UGUIZ, ISSO COLD HURR MAI TOES R BLOO. NO WORD OF A LIE.


I hate that shit. Toooo cold. Too cold.

Also: chapped lips.


Lol, all I ever do is complain but I can't help it! If I didn't complain I'd have to write about my random dreams involving Gerard getting stuck in snail shells and having to spend the rest of his life living as a snail and Frank finding that really quite funny but also pretty shit because now he gets no p33n.

Etc.

Uhm. *thinks* Yeah, so last day at college until monday, then work tomorrow, and on sunday, a party to go to.


WHEN CAN I DO MAH HOMEWURK?

THE WORLD HATES ME.

Edit:

OH AND I THINK, AS A BIG 'BUGGER YOU WORLD YOU'RE MEAN', I'M GOING TO WRITE SOME PORN TONIGHT.


OH YES.

Do you think Jon Stewart's wife is willing to share?

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Title: Want You Bad(4/?)
Author: tonimay
Pairing: Mainly Frank/Gerard
Rating: Not sure, probably M, or equivalent of.
Summary: Frank changes schools, and countries. He meets Gerard. What does Gerard want? Can Frank give it to him?
Authors Note: Title from the Offspring song of the same name, thought of this idea while listening to it.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything.

Prologue-Your one vice, is you're too nice.
1-I said, do you speak-a my language?
2- I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.
3-We'd watch the lightning crack over canefields, Laugh and think that, this is Australia.
4-Mistreat me.

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i'm not entirely sure, but I think part McCain's speech was swiped from Independence Day.

If you have dial-up, you might not wanna try this. There's quite a few pictures, and they're huge.


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Title: My Holiday Romance [6(pt.2)/14]
Author: alana2x1
Pairing: Frank/Gerard (Mikey/OFC)
Rating: PG-13 (will probably rise)
Summary: Against his will, Frank accompanies his mom and her boyfriend on a two week holiday to a quiet Greek island. He expects to be bored and lonely for two weeks but instead finds something, or rather someone, who makes the trip a lot more bearable.
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything; I made this up, etc.
Author’s Note: I'm finally back with part 2! Took longer to write than I thought it would but well, it's slightly longer than part 1 so that should satisfy, heh. I won't ramble on too much, since it's already late and I just wanna get this posted so I can get some sleep, lol. So um...enjoy! :)

Previous chapters:
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6 - part 1


Chapter 6 - part 2

Title: Ohh Balls
Author: aella_freya
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: Rating NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own them. But i do own my twisted mind, haha.
Summary: If you have seen the DVD "Murder scene" then you shall remember when Frank kicks Gee in the Balls.... this is my own twisted reason behind it. Enjoy

Chapter one

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